cocaineteas

cocaineteas:

The day they made me induction or whatever you call it, I arrived like Paris Hilton, I was the hottest of all the guys there (The girls were all a mess), the manager started talking about what kind of personal he wanted for his store and I laughed really loud, and he asked why are you laughing? And I said: Because that sounds like me, tbh… And everyone started laughing, but they all realized I was the only competition there…